What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...