Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...