Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...