How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!