An angel wrote…
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you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
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Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
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What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
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Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...