The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....