Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...