Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...