Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...