Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...