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A Dead Ringer!
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Something Fishy Here!
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Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
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