Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...