Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...