What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...