Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...