Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...