Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....