Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...