A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...