Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...