My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.