Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...