Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...