Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...