Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...