How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...