Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...