Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...