Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Recently seen
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Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...