5 Good Reasons Not To…
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The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
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Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
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What do you do in case of fallout?
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A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
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Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...