Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...