A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...