What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...