Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
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Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Weighing In – 2
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The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...