Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...