A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...