Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Internet Test
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...