The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....