A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...