13 Things Films Have Taught Us
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Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...