Florida driver’s license!
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Hick computer terms
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What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Do at a bowling alley
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Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...