Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...