Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...