George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...