Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...