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Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Some useful bits of info!
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Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Blonde quickies 81-100
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A WOMANS SCHEDULE
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Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
A guy from weather bureau
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