I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...