Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...