Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...