How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...